Real estate agents got my goat,
The ex wife even took my coat.
The preists got to slap my butt,
teachers managed to stamp my utt.
friends never paid thier bets,
Employers demanded that I save their pets.
Workers teased and fained a punch,
No one ever repairs a hunch.
let it wear, let it die,
No wonder were off – having a cry.
The humps and bumps that make this land,
created some of the bestiest band.
Midnight oil and Redgums songs,
Celine dion doubtfully does bongs.
Aussie crawl and Jimmy Barns,
Sherbet from those Cold Chisel farms.
Doot!