For the lispers and thissers,
the stammers and stutters.
the people who have trouble,
separating your mouths utters.

Catharti-cost-harthism is just one way,
Cathar-tic-o-sthar-thism to keep slipping at bay.
Catharti-cos-thar-thism gets harder each day.
Cathartic-os-thar-thism finds us our Fay.

sthar be nibble,
sthar be bright.
sthar bring me,
a hot meal tonight.

Does catholicism catholothize,
or does canon law categorize?
When does this ever settle down,
With my twenty six crown.

iz thar a star,
further than far.
graces our night,
scaring our sight

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