I’m not a liberal,
I’m just a douche,
sent for you all,
to find your toosh.
I’m not a lyricist,
I’m not in labor,
I’m all about,
finding favor.
I’m not a collateralist,
I don’t do hord,
But I will try,
another tried and tested chord.
I don’t do lateralisms,
I don’t say grace,
I just want the best,
for all of my race.
Global Greg’s,
got something in store,
A no-loose two up,
It’ll stop all the bore.
Now your kids,
can be happy to,
know they’re looked after,
tho’ we be but a few.