Santa’s got more helpers,
with eight billion in all,
more elves to poke a stick at,
more children wanting more.
His got not time to waste,
on going to the bank,
now be just turns to joe,
and he fills the reindeer’s boot.
BTC is what they want,
on lightning if you please,
They don’t want no lego pieces,
Just paper scribbled with hex keys.