Fifteen of the fifth
we all have a Synth
Its out of our mouths
making our mobiles flinch
We try to keep time
try to keep pace
when heavens not helping
its a bloody disgrace
Fifteen of the fifth
Its here all day
Fifteen of the fifth
Enjoy it away.
Fifteen of the fifth
Its such a sinch
spiffly arranged
Its not even an inch
When a five falls over
its doesnt turn six
Its goes back to four
where things get pinched
When you double a five
does it think its a ten?
Or does it dream
of being with fifty five wren.
Why does a five
only have four
doesn’t it deserve
one extra letter then!
I wont discuss
on how you count
needless to say
your doing it back to front
Your growing – expanding
I understand
thinking that things
grow on the land
Your dreaming
of things to come
instead of the history
thats been left unsung
Above the five
lays hope and dreams
of one day more
divinely gleans
And under five
you hear them say
lays just a couple
or a few at bay
So when you ask for the magic bit
And know there was no stopping it
didn’t you take you huge surprise
nram it down like they were fries
I cant say
what’d I know
just try it again
think of the show
Fifteen of the fifth
twenty twenty
rolls off the tonge
like a lolly gobble berry.
Fifteen of the fifth
twenty twenty
can’t hold me back
I still got plenty.
ok ok
I hear you say
leave it alone
for another day
tomorrow’ll be brighter
clearer and warm
They’ll be gathering and chatting
making a swarm
So prepare young grasshopper
sort yourself out
try to look pretty
and no so devout
Take your true stride
Stand your true height
Shoulders go back
take great delight