today i sit broken hearted
paid my penny
but only farted
how much longer
must i linger
before I’m forced
to use my finger
ed2:
today I sit broken hearted
Paid my dues
but my super darted
What forms does one persist
To get looked after
when one’s vanquish
ed3:
today I sit broken hearted
paid my taxes
annually farted
now there’s no more work to do
they left me with a world of poo
today I sit broken hearted
cried to sleep by thinking harder
when will people find their heart
and radiate their god given part
today I sit broken hearted
son and daughter long departed
wife ran off with her latest squeeze
hoping I die with every breeze
so today I sit broken hearted
cry baby persona
privately cathartic
But did you know tear heal up quick
when we start to think about lighting a wick
I prefer the plasma ways
bending a twisting as through the days
how do you know the next acute bend
we’d often rely
just ask a friend…