Phat in the hat.
Three little piggies bought a house,
The first was a studio flat south.
It was made from foam,
who pumped his own.
Happy to to insulate his spouse.
The second little piggy choose brick,
he built it using only his pick.
he put in a door,
that went to the floor,
So his daughter could lock out the prick.
The third little piggy choose rock,
he heaved and he hoed his block.
His neighbours helped out,
Put in the spout,
so his son could perfect his lock.
Now the wolf came over one day,
waiting for the pigs to pray.
So when they were in,
deeply tranced in a grin.
He tried to take them away.
He came to the piggy in foam,
He used his mobile phone.
Rang up the house,
Said they had louse.
Then cajouled them using a mouse.
So next he took to brick,
He pretended that his neighbours sick.
He spewed on the floor,
knocked down the door,
And it only took one kick.
Finally he came to the rock,
This ones phone was not willing to stock.
So he brought in his gold,
gilted a roof over their hold.
Waiting for the neighbours to flock.
But the neighbours knew the game,
The reflections kept them tame.
They respected their lot,
wouldnt rob his plot,
Leaving the wolf to sell shares of what remain.
The little piggy working on the lock,
Saw that the ceeling shined on the cot.
so he grabbed his stylus,
penned his primus.
Now he controls the lot.
Now he controls the lot.
But he wanted the wolf for that religious shot.
So bought up the shares,
Let the wolf up the stairs.
And made his takeover plot.
He made his takeover plot.
he wanted the wolf to stop.
he gave him some curry,
mixed with a slurry.
and sent it express with pot.
Now the wolf was chill,
the pigs could pass the bill.
If its not a rocky road,
gylded like a polly’s toad.
They’d be no queueing for a window sill.
Polly’s that go hormonal,
now that the piggy camural.
so they changed their name,
Spoke only of fame.
causing the wolf to go demurral.
The wolf that went demurral,
was hoping that it went quite plural.
he raised his flags in the bussle
shouted and ran down russel.
But they just ended up calling him Phat Ferral.
Phul Phanzipants