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Doug Dirk and Derick

Doug Dirk and Derick


Walked into a bar,
Doug wanted a beer,
but Dericks shouts were far.

So Doug asked Dirk “Look Alert”
if I could just borrow a quid or two.
Dirk said Derick owed him,
It’ll easy pay a few.

But when Derick  heard the plan,
he’d stopped being a man.

He’d grab their butt

acted like a mutt.

Till they’d left in cloud of huff-puff.


(yes you mate…)



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