Doug Dirk and Derick
Walked into a bar,
Doug wanted a beer,
but Dericks shouts were far.So Doug asked Dirk “Look Alert”
if I could just borrow a quid or two.
Dirk said Derick owed him,
It’ll easy pay a few.But when Derick heard the plan,
he’d stopped being a man.He’d grab their butt
acted like a mutt.
Till they’d left in cloud of huff-puff.
(yes you mate…)