{"id":931,"date":"2019-01-15T09:18:41","date_gmt":"2019-01-14T23:18:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=931"},"modified":"2019-01-15T10:26:44","modified_gmt":"2019-01-15T00:26:44","slug":"what-i-learned-from-reverse-engineering-our-alphabet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=931","title":{"rendered":"What I learned from reverse engineering our alphabet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The western alphabet is the most entrenched enduring thing,<\/p>\n<p>we share our feeling and the places weve been.<\/p>\n<p>But we only use these twenty six ways,<\/p>\n<p>and I always suspected, that their logic delays.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>They set it up from hundreds of thousands of years,<\/p>\n<p>thousands of lessons and millions of tears.<\/p>\n<p>How did they structure &#8211; it just so?<\/p>\n<p>With so many vowels and constinants that go.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And so build a future &#8211; that people will show,<\/p>\n<p>built a dynamic library and database to know.<\/p>\n<p>Its not rhyme or reason we bounce things off,<\/p>\n<p>those people who share their words and their gruff.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>How can you put it, as succint as you can?<\/p>\n<p>know any razors to flumbolix this fan?<\/p>\n<p>As every Aussie knows to well,<\/p>\n<p>necessity breeds &#8211; inventions to sell.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So let me help you do that math,<\/p>\n<p>Let me sell you just one graph.<\/p>\n<p>Please help me feed my falling face,<\/p>\n<p>while telling you of my disgrace.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The blindsightings, the cat fish,<\/p>\n<p>the double switching, a hidden dish.<\/p>\n<p>Up the sleeves or down the hole,<\/p>\n<p>Thumbs for Mums goes doll darl dole.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hold up your head &#8211; lead with chin,<\/p>\n<p>this&#8217;s not war you think we&#8217;re in.<\/p>\n<p>ha ha ha, just to be heard,<\/p>\n<p>someone thought that was well deserved.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Its not the spelling,<\/p>\n<p>its not the shape,<\/p>\n<p>its not the length,<\/p>\n<p>That makes a debate.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Just the facts as people see,<\/p>\n<p>reflections, directions and where you put your tea.<\/p>\n<p>Communications is so unfair,<\/p>\n<p>your unable to hear my fear through that hair.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But ok, yes, it does look nice,<\/p>\n<p>your made a bee&#8217;s nest come up twice.<\/p>\n<p>But those hunched shoulders and pains in your back,<\/p>\n<p>Aren&#8217;t doing much to support your rack.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Wheres the core strength at play,<\/p>\n<p>Where the resiliance and care today?<\/p>\n<p>Sure, your muscles need to work,<\/p>\n<p>Just as those toxins need to shirk.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So the alphabet, went through betabet,<\/p>\n<p>into trigamma dilemma that none&#8217;d forget.<\/p>\n<p>It marketh a man and matted him out,<\/p>\n<p>joined it as just as like natures devout.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Then along came love and we learnt it in ways,<\/p>\n<p>the humor, the games, oh, those suffering\u00c2\u00a0 days.<\/p>\n<p>Taxing ourselves to put it together,<\/p>\n<p>All fourty one thousand two hundred and fifty two utter.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Now the intelligenti have the steradian,<\/p>\n<p>helpful infact if your a prospackedean.<\/p>\n<p>For for all the rest of us plebs in seeth,<\/p>\n<p>the square root of bullshit spleened in our sheeth.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>They stopped us at twelve with the twelve times table.<\/p>\n<p>most of us got caught up in nines serious fable.<\/p>\n<p>Ten was easy, eleven a sinch,<\/p>\n<p>but after twelve, we started to wince.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>First one up might get the worm but last one up<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; gets the last word.<\/p>\n<p>ever wonder why they make unleavened bread<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; cant wait to try it once I&#8217;m dead.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But of all my readers, followers and crowd,<\/p>\n<p>how many of you take a second then frown.<\/p>\n<p>Just to know your left from right again,<\/p>\n<p>since you&#8217;ve been distracted &#8211; and bought all in.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>An education, hardy har,<\/p>\n<p>qualification and an examinar.<\/p>\n<p>computers are still upto their old tricks,<\/p>\n<p>being programmed to replicate and refine our new pricks.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Least cost routing,<\/p>\n<p>early termination plans,<\/p>\n<p>retirement entrances,<\/p>\n<p>keeping families sad.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Who created this goddamned mess,<\/p>\n<p>then needs traditions to repeal and digress.<\/p>\n<p>Who came up with the names as such?<\/p>\n<p>concocting and coersing &#8211; blubber and bless.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Who saved the art, who set the standard,<\/p>\n<p>who was carved up and who was left stranded.<\/p>\n<p>who wheeled around their carts end on end,<\/p>\n<p>who cares whos named, the lessons been rared.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Its mumbo jumbo, a fiddily wink.<\/p>\n<p>eggs sized mouthfull, the taste you keep.<\/p>\n<p>walking and talking, mumbling and bumbling,<\/p>\n<p>huffing and puffing, gossiping and bludgeoning.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ok, so its official, heaven helps,<\/p>\n<p>its the disciples decibels that pelt.<\/p>\n<p>The oximoronic obscured obscene,<\/p>\n<p>something best read and best not seen.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The era of brutal has took a turn,<\/p>\n<p>from right to left &#8211; we will learn.<\/p>\n<p>The sages, savonts, shamen and zelots,<\/p>\n<p>will shy away from those bearing ballots.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>They too are pawns in away,<\/p>\n<p>know not what land that they pray.<\/p>\n<p>Worldly wisdoms, a double sense.<\/p>\n<p>A hopeful future with a greedy tense.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Courts in the army, in the mill-i-tree,<\/p>\n<p>caught in crossfire of you and me.<\/p>\n<p>If we can not just agree,<\/p>\n<p>to hone our skills and parently.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>from phenometicians to theothorwaiters,<\/p>\n<p>to scientificly specified sitations.<\/p>\n<p>These are the words in play,<\/p>\n<p>yours might go your own way.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>An all together man in an all together land,<\/p>\n<p>His sounds the mounds<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The western alphabet is the most entrenched enduring thing, we share our feeling and the places weve been. But we only use these twenty six ways, and I always suspected, that their logic delays. &nbsp; They set it up from hundreds of thousands of years, thousands of lessons and millions of tears. 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