whatsoever is a word,
\nalbeit one that sounds absurd.
\nits just rolls off the tonge so smooth,
\nno smacking lips or hopeful hooves.<\/p>\n
whatsoever may be that one,
\ncontaining more than whosoevers son.
\nhowsoever lined them up,
\ntried to tell them – how to fill their cup.<\/p>\n
But whatsoever wasnt the least fazed,
\nhe just looked at them totally engazed.
\nBut wheresoever tried to steal the show,
\nhe and whosoever uped-the-anti and their know.<\/p>\n
But whosoever just stood on his mound,
\nwhile whatsoever skyted and flound.
\nwhosoever grabed his hound, yelling, “Sick him canine”,
\n“take whatsoever to ground.”<\/p>\n
The entrailing emblazing was something so see,
\nwhatsoever agains’t all three.
\nThey lined him up and took swabs of dirt,
\ncalled him names and pretended to flirt.<\/p>\n
“Lets see who’s ballsy now”,
\n“Lets see him preform like a cowering sow.”
\nThey went to hurl but bugger me shirl,
\nHe started singing with tides of pearl.<\/p>\n
Not the pearl as in the sea,
\nthe one that make others – giggle and wee.
\nHe’d rip them off one by one,
\nseeing their expressions – twisting not fun.<\/p>\n
And angrier and angrier those howwhoiams got,
\nonly the dog didnt distract from the plot.
\nHe lined him up and took a leap,
\nonly to find – one of whatsoevers feet.<\/p>\n
So on he went, hurling abuse,
\nat a pitch that was consistant, with double dipping reuse.
\nThey swiped and stabbed, swayed at his head,
\nbut there was no way, whatsoever was dead.<\/p>\n
So to settle them down – he turned it around,
\nstarted making fun – of the crowd that they found.
\nPaunchy, pewney, patsy, peek.
\nhe named them all with nicks for the week.<\/p>\n
Hero, Heuby, hioby, soot,
\nHe named them things that made their rellos toot.
\nKorker, Forker, Fibber, flip,
\nsome of these things – you’d think were quite thick.<\/p>\n
Jobby, Joker, Loppy, Blip,
\nNothing went unappreciated or turned out sick.
\nZitty, Quacky, Pourrrer, Pie.
\nAt least they were laughing and thought they knew why.<\/p>\n
So they all went off now – arm in arm,
\nsince the crowd applauding and clapping their naan.
\nWhosoever could see, that he had no tea,
\nbut Howsoever knew they had to start with a fee.<\/p>\n
Whatsoever had just used his heart,
\nNot generated another fart.
\nHe genuinely wanted to keep his cart,
\nBut in this way, he was bound to start.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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