{"id":364,"date":"2018-06-28T21:52:33","date_gmt":"2018-06-28T11:52:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=364"},"modified":"2018-06-28T22:07:17","modified_gmt":"2018-06-28T12:07:17","slug":"the-illiterate-zoro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=364","title":{"rendered":"the illiterate zoro"},"content":{"rendered":"

Zoro was a free thinking lad,
\nHe was taught that,
\nfrom his dad.
\nit turned out not bad,
\nwhat he didnt know seemed sad
\nwas to bow his head – dressed in plaid.<\/p>\n

It didnt show whenever they met,
\nand there came along another threat,
\nnay went his head,
\nand so on it went he said,
\njr – just call up the fed.<\/p>\n

He sworded up his finest tool,
\ngrabbed his props off his fool.
\nBrushes dices and noodles to cool,
\nplus a barrel of laughs with his mule.<\/p>\n

He stood with pride and honor and joy,
\nFor when remembering as told as a boy.
\nIf your fighting a battle – but its got no mantle.
\nBest leave it and return to Seattle.<\/p>\n

But the mole appears with bugs each side,
\narmed with a lecixon that luthor provide.
\na linguistical satire no man could match,
\nIt provided a cartilage for his stash of sash.<\/p>\n

He ripped it out like a sage on heat,
\ntipped it down with the kick of his feet.
\nNo one asked what was within,
\nHis fluid fantacy contained in his grin.<\/p>\n

“Higgidy piggidy pop,
\nout of this match you sot.
\nHarringstons wart, flemingtons fraught,
\nmerryweather start that snort.”<\/p>\n

agast from the heights of the stand,
\nThey looked down on this curse carrying man.
\nBut in the corner came heat – they could feel them retreat.
\nBest write down those spells for next week.<\/p>\n

Whahman Wynnt<\/p>\n

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