Phat in the hat.<\/p>\n
Three little piggies bought a house,
\nThe first was a studio flat south.
\nIt was made from foam,
\nwho pumped his own.
\nHappy to to insulate his spouse.<\/p>\n
The second little piggy choose brick,
\nhe built it using only his pick.
\nhe put in a door,
\nthat went to the floor,
\nSo his daughter could lock out the prick.<\/p>\n
The third little piggy choose rock,
\nhe heaved and he hoed his block.
\nHis neighbours helped out,
\nPut in the spout,
\nso his son could perfect his lock.<\/p>\n
Now the wolf came over one day,
\nwaiting for the pigs to pray.
\nSo when they were in,
\ndeeply tranced in a grin.
\nHe tried to take them away.<\/p>\n
He came to the piggy in foam,
\nHe used his mobile phone.
\nRang up the house,
\nSaid they had louse.
\nThen cajouled them using a mouse.<\/p>\n
So next he took to brick,
\nHe pretended that his neighbours sick.
\nHe spewed on the floor,
\nknocked down the door,
\nAnd it only took one kick.<\/p>\n
Finally he came to the rock,
\nThis ones phone was not willing to stock.
\nSo he brought in his gold,
\ngilted a roof over their hold.
\nWaiting for the neighbours to flock.<\/p>\n
But the neighbours knew the game,
\nThe reflections kept them tame.
\nThey respected their lot,
\nwouldnt rob his plot,
\nLeaving the wolf to sell shares of what remain.<\/p>\n
The little piggy working on the lock,
\nSaw that the ceeling shined on the cot.
\nso he grabbed his stylus,
\npenned his primus.
\nNow he controls the lot.<\/p>\n
Now he controls the lot.
\nBut he wanted the wolf for that religious shot.
\nSo bought up the shares,
\nLet the wolf up the stairs.
\nAnd made his takeover plot.<\/p>\n
He made his takeover plot.
\nhe wanted the wolf to stop.
\nhe gave him some curry,
\nmixed with a slurry.
\nand sent it express with pot.<\/p>\n
Now the wolf was chill,
\nthe pigs could pass the bill.
\nIf its not a rocky road,
\ngylded like a polly’s toad.
\nThey’d be no queueing for a window sill.<\/p>\n
Polly’s that go hormonal,
\nnow that the piggy camural.
\nso they changed their name,
\nSpoke only of fame.
\ncausing the wolf to go demurral.<\/p>\n
The wolf that went demurral,
\nwas hoping that it went quite plural.
\nhe raised his flags in the bussle
\nshouted and ran down russel.
\nBut they just ended up calling him Phat Ferral.<\/p>\n
Phul Phanzipants<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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