Excuse my ruse to educate and amuse,
\nMy experiences bewildered and the confused.
\nMy barber once told me the secret to their hair,
\nThey do it themselves, not at a fare.<\/p>\n
This language that we employ the most,
\nwe rely on for our proper pose.
\nAnd all the damages that curses hosed,
\nUpon the weak and poorly exposed.<\/p>\n
If I could and if but able,
\nI’d take humbrage at the table.
\nWhere conversation and laughter reigned,
\nAnd lift the curse of manners feigned.<\/p>\n
Forgive me for my unright mind,
\nsomething given over time.
\nI must thank those who shed their light,
\nAnd who avaoided yet another fight.<\/p>\n
With the new vowels declared,
\nThe language can move up into the air.
\nArguments on whats a vowel,
\nMight make me seem more like an owl.<\/p>\n
But rz’ and l’z and h’z too,
\nAll provide but for the few.
\nBut q is the one I admire most,
\nsaid like a vowel gives it a boost.<\/p>\n
Gregory Quiest<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Excuse my ruse to educate and amuse, My experiences bewildered and the confused. My barber once told me the secret to their hair, They do it themselves, not at a fare. This language that we employ the most, we rely on for our proper pose. And all the damages that curses hosed, Upon the weak […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":335,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions\/335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}