Real estate agents got my goat,
\nThe ex wife even took my coat.
\nThe preists got to slap my butt,
\nteachers managed to stamp my utt.<\/p>\n
friends never paid thier bets,
\nEmployers demanded that I save their pets.
\nWorkers teased and fained a punch,
\nNo one ever repairs a hunch.<\/p>\n
let it wear, let it die,
\nNo wonder were off – having a cry.
\nThe humps and bumps that make this land,
\ncreated some of the bestiest band.<\/p>\n
Midnight oil and Redgums songs,
\nCeline dion doubtfully does bongs.
\nAussie crawl and Jimmy Barns,
\nSherbet from those Cold Chisel farms.<\/p>\n
Doot!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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