Did I hunt you down to bring disgrace?<\/p>\n
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Did I call you up on the telephone?<\/p>\n
SMS you till your notif’s froze?<\/p>\n
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Did I yell out loud to fright you away?<\/p>\n
Did I embarress you by calling it ‘ay?<\/p>\n
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Did I bang on and on till your all worn out,<\/p>\n
Or frustrate you and made you shout.<\/p>\n
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Did even I stitch a tag on you,<\/p>\n
or laugh at others who use of them too.<\/p>\n
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Have I ever broke your flow,<\/p>\n
Or hindered your progress when you were low?<\/p>\n
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Did I ever poison the well,<\/p>\n
piss in your pocket or push you to hell.<\/p>\n
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I’ll just laugh at the language that brought us together,<\/p>\n
in all of its dialects and how it prefers leather.<\/p>\n
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I’ll wink at the friend with a slap on the back,<\/p>\n
glad to see you, glad you are back.<\/p>\n
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I might ask you with what’s been up,<\/p>\n
then listen intently while drinking my cup.<\/p>\n
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I might tell you a story about half of a joke,<\/p>\n
and let you finish it so you get the trope.<\/p>\n
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Penialise puns with rhetoric regard,<\/p>\n
laughing ever more, cause its hard hard hard.<\/p>\n
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