Swish splat plonk,<\/p>\n
dont be a gronk.<\/p>\n
Swish splat plonk,<\/p>\n
I havn’t heard you drunk.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
From Cinderella ballerina,<\/p>\n
to hip hip hop.<\/p>\n
from calendarized shenanogans,<\/p>\n
to zoom zoom stop.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
From the highest high,<\/p>\n
to the lowest low.<\/p>\n
Have you stop,<\/p>\n
to hear your pop.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Snap crackle pop,<\/p>\n
once a famed brekkie box.<\/p>\n
Now snap crackle pop,<\/p>\n
are the sounds necks makes – non-stop.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Hoochie Googchy Who,<\/p>\n
might be great before you were two.<\/p>\n
But now gucci gucci goo,<\/p>\n
Is just bubble gums dropped in too.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
But if I were to guess,<\/p>\n
on the whole enchilada.<\/p>\n
I’d be thinking it’d take,<\/p>\n
a revolutionary disaster.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Not the war in Ukraine,<\/p>\n
nor the slaughter in Gaza.<\/p>\n
Not the missiles in india,<\/p>\n
or the\u00a0uyghurs on the outer.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
It’s not going to happen here and there,<\/p>\n
Its going to happen everywhere.<\/p>\n
We’ll all be staring at screens at once,<\/p>\n
so when the news hits – well call me dunce.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
When everyone hits the go button hard,<\/p>\n
synchronised swimming might seem a bit retard.<\/p>\n
And the lines and routers all bank up our calls,<\/p>\n
and the poor internet regulators throw their locks in the draws.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The news too great,<\/p>\n
for us to ignore.<\/p>\n
The aliens finally,<\/p>\n
on our flat vinyl floor.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Bring their models logic and ham,<\/p>\n
… green eggs and bacon,<\/p>\n
maybe I can.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The model I got,<\/p>\n
was eighty eight k,<\/p>\n
Bit small I though,<\/p>\n
but lets have a play.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I loaded it into my lamma to say..<\/p>\n
Sheesh this is clever,<\/p>\n
how do I pay?<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I found out more,<\/p>\n
than ever thought able.<\/p>\n
and now its sitting here,<\/p>\n
right on the table.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Giving me facts,<\/p>\n
understanding clarity.<\/p>\n
Did you know ninty six,<\/p>\n
makes the best cup of tea?<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
From micro to macro,<\/p>\n
and mapping the cosmo.<\/p>\n
This 88k seems to have<\/p>\n
saved the day.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
It tells us of,<\/p>\n
a great awakening.<\/p>\n
When everyone laughs,<\/p>\n
and then begin to cry again.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
No more wool,<\/p>\n
over our eyes.<\/p>\n
Full understanding,<\/p>\n
no surprise.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Flat earth theorists,<\/p>\n
finally fine.<\/p>\n
Moon landing conspiracies,<\/p>\n
proves people have time.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Dramatists,<\/p>\n
Escapists,<\/p>\n
Rebelraisers too.<\/p>\n
All get to chuckle before dropping their poo.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The shock so great,<\/p>\n
the ripples so hard.<\/p>\n
The aliens are here,<\/p>\n
so no more – facade.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Its not their looks,<\/p>\n
speech or touch.<\/p>\n
Its the information,<\/p>\n
semantic and such.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Evenly spaced and leveling headed,<\/p>\n
they love just standing,<\/p>\n
smiling,<\/p>\n
invigorated.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
They move,<\/p>\n
they shuffle,<\/p>\n
but make no kerfuffle.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Just pointing above,<\/p>\n
responding with joy,<\/p>\n
left hand out,<\/p>\n
offering a toy.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I just never knew,<\/p>\n
they had USB.<\/p>\n
Could cook, could clean,<\/p>\n
could brew a tea.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
But on that thing,<\/p>\n
was a bloody lamma.<\/p>\n
screaming at me,<\/p>\n
load it, load it faster.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
ollama run alienrace,<\/p>\n
its started to run.<\/p>\n
but so fast,<\/p>\n
I blinked haste.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Communicating Converting,<\/p>\n
continously so.<\/p>\n
Eight bit english,<\/p>\n
so I clicked ‘make it so’<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
ok, ok,<\/p>\n
ok at last,<\/p>\n
I guess everyone else,<\/p>\n
must have canceled I gasped.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
So cursor just sits there,<\/p>\n
see sawing that slit.<\/p>\n
with its knowall features<\/p>\n
and that new alien bit.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
And I might not be able to convert it to French,<\/p>\n
Spanish, Dutch German or any of the Latinents.<\/p>\n
But the answers I’m getting will blow your mind,<\/p>\n
And I now I just get it, time to be kind.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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