{"id":2659,"date":"2022-12-29T03:35:39","date_gmt":"2022-12-28T17:35:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=2659"},"modified":"2022-12-29T03:35:39","modified_gmt":"2022-12-28T17:35:39","slug":"i-do-the-bash-the-christmas-crash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=2659","title":{"rendered":"I do the bash, the christmas crash"},"content":{"rendered":"

I do the dash,<\/p>\n

from the stock market rash.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I do the cash,<\/p>\n

I do the news bypass.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I do the sash,<\/p>\n

I lash around my fore.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I do the mash,<\/p>\n

I do the monster mash.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I do the pash,<\/p>\n

I turn the calendar ash.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I do the fash.<\/p>\n

I do the fash with Tash.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I do the hash,<\/p>\n

I go gnash gnash gnash.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I got brash,<\/p>\n

I got brash with kash.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I got yash,<\/p>\n

so we’re at zash with yash.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Do the monster mash,<\/p>\n

the moster mash,<\/p>\n

It made me crash,<\/p>\n

the monster mash,<\/p>\n

all its twenty six patch,<\/p>\n

the monster mash,<\/p>\n

its rhymes with hatch,<\/p>\n

so please catch match whatch.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The monster mash.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I do the dash, from the stock market rash.   I do the cash, I do the news bypass.   I do the sash, I lash around my fore.   I do the mash, I do the monster mash.   I do the pash, I turn the calendar ash.   I do the fash. I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2659"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2660,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2659\/revisions\/2660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}