Typically,<\/p>\n
Australian-ly,<\/p>\n
sometimes I do,<\/p>\n
switch on TV.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I – watch – my – tax – dollars – go,<\/p>\n
as – they – make – another – show.<\/p>\n
And – watch – them – try – to – poison – us,<\/p>\n
corrupting and twisting – up my guts.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
They fried those noodles,<\/p>\n
nice and hot.<\/p>\n
An Asian stirring,<\/p>\n
up the pot.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Wacked those flavors,<\/p>\n
all in too,<\/p>\n
spiking salts,<\/p>\n
its the thing to do.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Slice that sausage,<\/p>\n
nice and thin,<\/p>\n
fry it up,<\/p>\n
so the trans-fats are in.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Add some oil,<\/p>\n
add some butter,<\/p>\n
not enough fat?<\/p>\n
you can add some other..<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Once you’ve finished<\/p>\n
you pile of trans salt,<\/p>\n
assuming your still moving,<\/p>\n
and haven’t run off like Bolt.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
You grab your paper,<\/p>\n
and wipe it down,<\/p>\n
because the paper here,<\/p>\n
see sales are down.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Then we grab,<\/p>\n
a early egg,<\/p>\n
and fried that too,<\/p>\n
sure your not dead?<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Surround it all,<\/p>\n
with flakes of cheese,<\/p>\n
you’ll find it packaged,<\/p>\n
down isle three’s.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
So once its burnt,<\/p>\n
and fried away,<\/p>\n
dump it onto<\/p>\n
the noodles of the day.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Top it off,<\/p>\n
with a little spring onion,<\/p>\n
because without farting,<\/p>\n
you’ll be bloating to heaven.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I doubt that any Aussie I know,<\/p>\n
will be adding onion,<\/p>\n
or cooking to go.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I don’t think,<\/p>\n
that’s good advice,<\/p>\n
AND I’M ADVISING YOU<\/p>\n
TO THINK ABOUT IT TWICE…<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Beans and rice,<\/p>\n
vegies and tea,<\/p>\n
couple of days<\/p>\n
and you’ll feel like me.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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