I’m not a liberal,
\nI’m just a douche,
\nsent for you all,
\nto find your toosh.<\/p>\n
I’m not a lyricist,
\nI’m not in labor,
\nI’m all about,
\nfinding favor.<\/p>\n
I’m not a collateralist,
\nI don’t do hord,
\nBut I will try,
\nanother tried and tested chord.<\/p>\n
I don’t do lateralisms,
\nI don’t say grace,
\nI just want the best,
\nfor all of my race.<\/p>\n
Global Greg’s,
\ngot something in store,
\nA no-loose two up,
\nIt’ll stop all the bore.<\/p>\n
Now your kids,
\ncan be happy to,
\nknow they’re looked after,
\ntho’ we be but a few.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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