{"id":2325,"date":"2021-08-27T20:06:32","date_gmt":"2021-08-27T10:06:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=2325"},"modified":"2021-08-27T20:09:55","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T10:09:55","slug":"santas-btc-helper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=2325","title":{"rendered":"Santa’s BTC Helper"},"content":{"rendered":"

Santa’s got more helpers,
\nwith eight billion in all,
\nmore elves to poke a stick at,
\nmore children wanting more.<\/p>\n

His got not time to waste,
\non going to the bank,
\nnow be just turns to joe,
\nand he fills the reindeer’s boot.<\/p>\n

BTC is what they want,
\non lightning if you please,
\nThey don’t want no lego pieces,
\nJust paper scribbled with hex keys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Santa’s got more helpers, with eight billion in all, more elves to poke a stick at, more children wanting more. His got not time to waste, on going to the bank, now be just turns to joe, and he fills the reindeer’s boot. BTC is what they want, on lightning if you please, They don’t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2326,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2325"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2330,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2325\/revisions\/2330"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}