This Christmas
\nI’ll think I’ll list,
\nall the things
\nI want with a kiss.<\/p>\n
Except
\nI never get what I want
\nnever on the list
\nthat I provide prompt<\/p>\n
So this year
\nI’ll think I’ll try
\nto ask for things
\nonly for a gay guy<\/p>\n
I’ll ask for some woman’s knickers
\nand a dildo too
\nsome make-up stuff
\nand some of that nice bath goo<\/p>\n
I’ll want pretty slippers
\nand a pair of tights
\na new silk nightgown
\nand a hair that goes great heights.<\/p>\n
I’ll have a pink Cadillac
\nand a purple pair of shoes
\na skimpy lace nightshirt
\nand a high heel pair of shoes<\/p>\n
And since I never get them
\nmight as well struck off the list
\nThat dreaming Mercedes convertible
\nthat hugs sweeps and upends the rest.<\/p>\n
A perfect pug
\nwith pairs of pearls
\nstrung on silver chains
\nso round we strolls.<\/p>\n
And if I ever got those things
\nI could always get into the wings
\nand pass myself off and an entertainer
\nwhos dresses like a woman and laughs right through ya.<\/p>\n
Get some work as a queen of drag
\nsomething the family would call a fag
\nBut never-the-less we’ve all been tagged
\nthis time it wont – make me sad.<\/p>\n
I’ll be laughing all the way
\nfrom the time the emails sent
\nwith a comprehensive list in play
\nthe looks of shock’ll be’n an event<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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