{"id":2115,"date":"2021-03-09T10:57:57","date_gmt":"2021-03-09T00:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=2115"},"modified":"2021-03-09T10:57:57","modified_gmt":"2021-03-09T00:57:57","slug":"for-my-fifty-fiffin-fife-ill-attempt-to-keep-shiva-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=2115","title":{"rendered":"For my fifty fiffin fife, I&#8217;ll attempt to keep Shiva alive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For my fifty fiffin fifth,<br \/>\nMom asked me for a cinch.<\/p>\n<p>World peace was the wish,<br \/>\nThis is how&#8217;ll I&#8217;ll mince.<\/p>\n<p>No more poo pooing,<br \/>\nJust more coo cooing.<\/p>\n<p>No more queue queuing,<br \/>\nJust more Pro ooing.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a privilege to be here,<br \/>\nTime to bling up the rear.<\/p>\n<p>Like a Chinese on hot coals,<br \/>\nThe oo-ooing sooths the folds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For my fifty fiffin fifth, Mom asked me for a cinch. World peace was the wish, This is how&#8217;ll I&#8217;ll mince. No more poo pooing, Just more coo cooing. No more queue queuing, Just more Pro ooing. It&#8217;s a privilege to be here, Time to bling up the rear. Like a Chinese on hot coals, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2115"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2116,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2115\/revisions\/2116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}