Leven twelve twenty twenty.
\nSay hello from the land of plenty.
\nThe plods here have lost the plot.
\nThey’ve gone and arrested another lot.<\/p>\n
Been told to let that mob go,
\nSo they can be watched from the top shelf’s know.
\nThey’ll handle it,
\nsort it out.<\/p>\n
But they’ll just watch,
\nAnd react no doubt.
\nIt’ll be a sting,
\nthey’ll take a bite.<\/p>\n
The budgets outstanding,
\nand they need a respite.<\/p>\n
So up to and unto such is the time,
\nNab any bastard suspected of crime.<\/p>\n
Just don’t be racist,
\nageist or daft.
\nJust pickup those bastards,
\nthat feel free enough to fart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Leven twelve twenty twenty. Say hello from the land of plenty. The plods here have lost the plot. They’ve gone and arrested another lot. Been told to let that mob go, So they can be watched from the top shelf’s know. They’ll handle it, sort it out. But they’ll just watch, And react no doubt. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2058"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2060,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058\/revisions\/2060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}