{"id":1954,"date":"2020-08-08T10:39:46","date_gmt":"2020-08-08T00:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=1954"},"modified":"2020-08-08T10:46:31","modified_gmt":"2020-08-08T00:46:31","slug":"eigth-of-the-eight-twenty-twenty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=1954","title":{"rendered":"eigth of the eight, twenty twenty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Its the eigth of the eigth,<\/p>\n<p>twenty twenty.<\/p>\n<p>We come from,<\/p>\n<p>a land of plenty.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve given up,<\/p>\n<p>All but hope,<\/p>\n<p>This tiger will never,<\/p>\n<p>get a grope.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Trump&#8217;s the last,<\/p>\n<p>wrecked it for all.<\/p>\n<p>Now a grope,<\/p>\n<p>is a bucket list fall.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Not that I ever,<\/p>\n<p>had that courage.<\/p>\n<p>Of getting slapped,<\/p>\n<p>from never&#8217;s minds forage.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A pint and a half,<\/p>\n<p>Is all it would take.<\/p>\n<p>And my mouth ploughs forthright,<\/p>\n<p>With the stories of great.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise,<\/p>\n<p>It dwindles away.<\/p>\n<p>Fading to obscurity,<\/p>\n<p>So live for today.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bravity,<\/p>\n<p>and a triumphant blast,<\/p>\n<p>wouldn&#8217;t take much,<\/p>\n<p>I know I wouldn&#8217;t last.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>No more pink tops,<\/p>\n<p>or up on high heelsters.<\/p>\n<p>No more blonde rinses,<\/p>\n<p>or short skirt spinsters.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>No more patty patty,<\/p>\n<p>no more laughs.<\/p>\n<p>No more sharing,<\/p>\n<p>the things that are daft.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Its the eigth of the eigth, twenty twenty. We come from, a land of plenty. &nbsp; I&#8217;ve given up, All but hope, This tiger will never, get a grope. &nbsp; Trump&#8217;s the last, wrecked it for all. Now a grope, is a bucket list fall. &nbsp; Not that I ever, had that courage. Of getting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1954"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1957,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954\/revisions\/1957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}