When doing origami,
\non a slice of wet salami.
\nYour folds not straight,
\nwhy hestitate,
\nlet that ruler tooler fool ya.<\/p>\n
When looking at unicorns,
\nFrowning looking scorned,
\njust remember,
\nIts not december,
\nChristmas’s got lots of people before ya.<\/p>\n
When scramblings flappy birds,
\nAnd looking at the herds,
\nYour bound to weap,
\na little will seep,
\nyet miracles provided.<\/p>\n
Setting solo sales,
\nout amongst the whales,
\nmight not be smart,
\nBut who’ll hear your fart?
\nExcept shippings vesels departed.<\/p>\n
Pinching pigeons pirates,
\nmight not make penguins delighted,
\nBut never the less,
\nYou’d have to guess,
\nIt’d make parrot pilots fly less.<\/p>\n
Happy Henry Holden,
\nmade himself a great big cauldron.
\nWhen it wasn’t on boil,
\nhe dipped in the foil,
\nJust so it lit up the ceiling.<\/p>\n
Captain orange peel,
\nDidn’t know what to steal.
\nHe wanted virginity,
\nto be not so damn wierderly,
\nSo he bought himself absolution divinity.<\/p>\n
Jack from the Jiffy pack,
\nDidn’t know who to sack.
\nHe wanted his mate,
\nTo go mind the gate,
\nso he told his main man to rack.<\/p>\n
Peter the pumpkin cleaner,
\ndidn’t know where’s the feeder.
\nSo he grabbed his cleanex,
\nwrapped it into an x,
\nAnd proceeded to use it with steamer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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