{"id":1717,"date":"2020-05-05T07:36:21","date_gmt":"2020-05-04T21:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=1717"},"modified":"2020-05-05T07:39:25","modified_gmt":"2020-05-04T21:39:25","slug":"phooey-fith-of-the-fifth-twenty-twenty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=1717","title":{"rendered":"Phooey fifth of the fifth, twenty twenty."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fifth of the fifth,<br \/>\ntwenty twenty.<br \/>\nHow will I post,<br \/>\nand love you plenty?<\/p>\n<p>fifth of the fifth,<br \/>\ntwenty twenty,<br \/>\nmaybe today<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ll learn to be saintly.<\/p>\n<p>Fifth of the fifth,<br \/>\nfor my mum and dad.<br \/>\nIts been fifty five years,<br \/>\nOf each other they&#8217;ve had.<\/p>\n<p>Fifth of the fifth,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll count it again,<br \/>\nTill you all grow up,<br \/>\nAnd show some restrain.<\/p>\n<p>Fifth of the fifth,<br \/>\nIts time for my ramble.<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t pay much,<br \/>\nBut its stopping me gamble.<\/p>\n<p>Fifth of the fifth,<br \/>\nFeelings in shambles.<br \/>\nRhetorics gone bonkers,<br \/>\nThoughts taking ages.<\/p>\n<p>Fifth of the fifth,<br \/>\ntwenty twenty,<br \/>\nAll contained,<br \/>\nIn the land of plenty.<\/p>\n<p>Fifth of the Fifth.<br \/>\nBut you cant go out.<br \/>\nTwenty Twenty,<br \/>\nFlying in doubt.<\/p>\n<p>Well, now we come to the tragic bit.<br \/>\nThere was no way of stopping it.<\/p>\n<p>Fifth of the fifth twenty twenty,<br \/>\nRhyming and chiming With feathers and honey.<br \/>\nCoffee and cake &#8211; Creams and scone.<br \/>\nWhere in the hell &#8211; did they go wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Liberal alliances and union thugs,<br \/>\ngreenies protesting bout what nobody does.<br \/>\nMedical resources steady and wait,<br \/>\nThe war machine is just pausing deabate.<\/p>\n<p>Fifth of the fifth,<br \/>\ntwenty twenty.<br \/>\nShed a tear,<br \/>\ncome back for your empty.<\/p>\n<p>The way it finishes,<br \/>\nas it always has,<br \/>\nIs with a geez as christ.<br \/>\nas it always had.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fifth of the fifth, twenty twenty. How will I post, and love you plenty? fifth of the fifth, twenty twenty, maybe today you&#8217;ll learn to be saintly. Fifth of the fifth, for my mum and dad. Its been fifty five years, Of each other they&#8217;ve had. Fifth of the fifth, I&#8217;ll count it again, Till [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1717"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1721,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions\/1721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}