{"id":144,"date":"2018-03-22T17:07:29","date_gmt":"2018-03-22T07:07:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=144"},"modified":"2018-06-01T18:07:40","modified_gmt":"2018-06-01T08:07:40","slug":"doug-dirk-and-derick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/?p=144","title":{"rendered":"Doug Dirk and Derick"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><em>Doug Dirk and Derick<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Walked into a bar,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Doug wanted a beer,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>but Dericks shouts were far.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>So Doug asked Dirk &#8220;Look Alert&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>if I could just borrow a quid or two.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Dirk said Derick owed him,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>It&#8217;ll easy pay a few.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But when Derick\u00c2\u00a0 heard the plan,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>he&#8217;d stopped being a man.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>He&#8217;d grab their butt <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>acted like a mutt.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Till they&#8217;d left in cloud of huff-puff.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>(yes you mate&#8230;)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doug Dirk and Derick &nbsp; Walked into a bar, Doug wanted a beer, but Dericks shouts were far. So Doug asked Dirk &#8220;Look Alert&#8221; if I could just borrow a quid or two. Dirk said Derick owed him, It&#8217;ll easy pay a few. But when Derick\u00c2\u00a0 heard the plan, he&#8217;d stopped being a man. He&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":147,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions\/147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cost.rocks\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}